From: ted kierce
Sent: Wednesday, May 02, 2012 5:34 AM
Subject: : Letter to Dad
Dear Dad Letter
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made, and everything was tidied away. Then, he saw an envelope
propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed "Dad". With the worst
premonition, he opened the letter and, with trembling hands, began to read
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing to you. I have had to
elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and
I've found real passion with Stacey and she is so nice, but I knew you would
not approve of her because of all her piercings', tattoos, her motorcycle
leathers, and because she is so much older than me. But itís not only the
passion, Dad - she's pregnant but Stacey said we will be very happy. She
owns a caravan in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole
winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacey has opened my
eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing
it ourselves and trading it with other people in the commune for all the
cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so that
Stacey can get better. She sure deserves it.
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday, we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your many
Your loving son - Joshua
P.S. - Dad none of the above is true. I'm over at Jasonís house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school
report that's on the kitchen table.
Call me when it is safe to come home.
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